Things I have learnt so far today..

-Masterbating with a bruised ass is fucking intense
-wordpress doesn’t like my spelling of masterbating
-sitting down is making me wet
-hot showers are especially awesome on said bum
-I am on cup of tea #2 and it’s actually yummy (weird as I never drink tea)
– aaaannndddd I have yet to get dressed

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